Thursday, August 16, 2007

General Petraeus's Report

This report will prove once and for all the wisdom of staying in Iraq for as long as President Bush wants. The future existence of this report justifies telling Congressional Democrats and Liberal Protesters to shut up and wait for the report. Failure to wait for this report marks you as a bad person who doesn't love America, a person who wants to see America fail in Iraq.

This report from General Petraeus will be neither written nor presented by General Petraeus.

The report will be written by the White House with inputs from various agencies. The report will be presented by Secretary of State Condeleeza Rice and Secretary of Defense Robert Gates.

I wonder if General Petraeus's report will be favorable to the White House?

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