Friday, November 16, 2007

If I had Heat Vision

I would blast people who made U-Turns next to a sign clearly marked No U Turn.

I know a lot of you are probably wondering why I wouldn't blast tailgaters who I hate with the white hot passion of a thousand suns. Well that would require me to turn my head all the way around, which would hurt my neck and also be very dangerous. Unless I got the whole Superman package, in which case I would just fly everywhere.

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