Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Supicious and Disturbing

Remember my loyal minions; do not do anything suspicious and disturbing. If you do, you run the risk of getting the crap arrested out of you.
Six friends spruced up in fake blood and tattered clothing were arrested in downtown Minneapolis on suspicion of toting "simulated weapons of mass destruction."

Police said the group were allegedly carrying bags with wires sticking out, making it look like a bomb, while meandering and dancing to music as part of a "zombie dance party" Saturday night.

"They were arrested for behavior that was suspicious and disturbing," said Lt. Gregory Reinhardt, a police spokesman. Police also said the group was uncooperative and intimidated people with their "ghoulish" makeup.

One group member said the "weapons" were actually backpacks modified to carry a homemade stereos and were jailed without reason. None of the six adults and one juvenile arrested have been charged.
So watch yourselves. Your beloved Blog-O-Fascist doesn't want to lose a single minion to "The Man."

Also, for future reference, looking at this website is kind of "suspicious and disturbing."

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