Republican congressional candidate Tony Zirkle is coming after you.
Apparently if you have had children out of wedlock with 20 or more woman, Mr. Zirkle feels you would be qualified to guard our borders. He wants to draft you and send you to America's southern border. There you will be issued a Dodge Durango, a rifle, and twenty gross army issue prophylactics.
OK that last sentence was a bit of a joke (and the least dirty of a long list of them). But the rest is accurate according to the South Bend Tribune.
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