There she met a young man by the name of Tex giving noogies to one of his classmates. Then she saw the young man grab a handful of dirt and shove it in his victims pants. The bully then said "Don't you like having sand in your pants?" and laughed loudly.
Medea felt a shock of recognition at the disparity between the Actual Humor Quotient (AHQ) of the bullies statement and the perceived Humor Quotient (PHQ) of the bully. She realized that the bullies laughter wasn't because of any humor or wit in his statement; it was a simple enjoyment of the pain his actions caused his young victim.
She returned to the Humor Institute of El Paso and met with Dr. Rodriguez. After explaining her findings to Dr. Rodriguez, they pulled back up Ann Coulter's "joke." For those who have forgotten it, or who have blocked it out of their memory, here it is. Once again we are shading it purple so as to protect those who wish to remain unscarred.
It was going to be Fitzmas Day! (Which is much like Christmas except instead of having her baby in a manger, the woman has a late-term abortion.)Once again they felt the sickening feeling of Anti-Humor; but this time they were able to understand it. Ms. Coulter's "humor" was contextual not in the words themselves. What she and her kind find amusing about that kind of statement isn't the statement itself; rather it's the anger and pain her words are going to cause liberals!
Dr. Rodriguez said that Medea is to be promoted to Joculator (2nd Class), but that they will not be pursuing this particular form of humor. "The truth is, getting laughs this way might make you feel good for a little bit; but it would make you feel bad in the long run." I have to say I largely agree.
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