Listen, whoever thought about modernizing this room deserves a lot of credit. (Laughter.) Like, there's very little oxygen in here anymore. (Laughter.) And so, for the sake of a health press corps and a healthy President, I'm going to end the press conference. But I want to thank you for giving me a chance to come by and visit."Damn. I knew there was something I forgot to do. I forgot to poke airholes in the White House Press Room. This is just like that time I built a terrarium for my pet frog. Poor Rodney."
Probably read the Press Conference tomorrow and comment on more substantive bits. Or not. Who knows?
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