The Lyrics to "Jehovah Made this Whole Joint for You"

Yeah this is indulgent, but on the plus side, nobody is paying attention right now anyway. Plus they are funny lyrics.

Jehovah Made this Whole Joint For You
by The New Radicals

Meet a girl named Carolina
Her parents jumped off niagara falls
She broke her hips when she was a baby
Trying to hop the Berlin wall
It's not that she's anti american
Although she shot a mayor at nine
He looked just like the prez on t.v.
But didn't know in '63 he had died

Does she think this world is all wrong
Does she think i'll rob her and run
When i ask her she gets her gun
And simply says "scat boy scat scat"

But isn't it a wonderful world carolina
Look at the birds in the sky
Jehovah made this whole joint for you carolina
And isn't it wonderful to be alive?

So original in her black lipstick
Listening to some obscure band
But isn't she pissed that all the other non-conformists
Listen to that same obscure band
That's OK she's helping the environment
By sipping pure water and such
Then she screams we better start thinking about
The ozone layer
While tossing out a styrofoam cup

Does she think this world is all wrong
Does she think I'll rob her and run
When I ask her she gets her gun
And simply says "scat boy scat scat"

But isn't it a wonderful world Carolina
Look at the birds in the sky
Jehovah made this whole joint for you Carolina
So isn't it wonderful to be alive?

Real deep shit on her mind
"Let's kill the world
Take over everything"
She says we don't need politicians
"They breed mistrust
And as a matter of fact did you steal my purse?"

Yeah, but isn't it a wonderful world Carolina
Look at the birds in the sky
Jehovah made this whole joint for you Carolina
So isn't it wonderful to be alive
Huh isn't a wonderful world to be a...
Isn't it wonderful to be alive.....
F*** Yeah, it's so wonderful I feel like...
Smiling