Thursday, April 17, 2003

Worrying Too Much

I bring lunch to the office here and eat sometimes. Because this is work and not home, I generally use a plastic fork, as they are cheaper and disposable (hey, I love my planet, ok. I'm just lazy). Anyway, sometimes as I'm taking my plastic fork and jamming it into my stir-fry or whatever, and bring it to my mouth, I find myself thinking, "hmmmmm I wonder what would happen if my food was so incredibly hot that it melted my fork and I jammed it into my mouth and got a mouth full of melted plastic. I don't think I'd like that."

That's why it's best to watch TV while you eat--makes it harder to think.

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