Been watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit, which was just rereleased on DVD, and I was struck by something today. You know the scene, right when Eddie Valiant meets Judge Doom, and the Judge shows off his special toon-killing Dip? Well what crime did that shoe commit? It was looking amorously at Dooms shows.
So the lesson here is, if you have any feelings of love or attraction towards a shoe or, to be on the safe side, any piece of footwear--you'd better keep those feelings private. Remember, it's not just common sense, it's the law.
Sorry for two humorous posts in a row, but don't worry we'll get back to depressing posts about politics soon.
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