Monday, March 22, 2004

Spanish Fly to be rename Freedom Fly

Yes, in a stunning move, the Congress of the United States, following the slap they gave to France a couple of years when they renamed French Fries, they have decided to give a similar blow to Spain, after the Spanish peoples decision to vote out the Pro-Bush Government.

As we all know, Congress keeps extensive supplies of Freedom Fly, the well renowned aphrodisiac; this has to come as a blow to the Spanish people.

Other things to be renamed include that great song "Freedom Flea" by Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass and the Freedom Omelet (one medium Potato, two eggs, quarter cup salsa, quarter cup cheese, salt and other spices).

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