1. In the event that supporters of Nader suggest that there are no differences between Republicans and Democrats, they are requested to read this post by T. Rex's Guide to Life.
2. Motions to place Pro Kerry back bumperstickers on the back of Non Kerry supporters cars are out of order unless the participants have previously perused this post at All Facts and Opinions.
3. Jokes involving Lightbulbs and the Bush Administration are strictly prohibited, unless they are in reference to this post at The Gamer's Nook.
4. In reference to subsection D, those questioning whether Iraq is better off now and whether the United States is better off now are directed to this post at Happy Furry Puppy Story Time.
5. Pursuant to the Truth in Advertising (yes even political advertising) Act of 1834, readers are respectfully required to read this post at LEFT is RIGHT.
6. Following the Precedent set by George W. Bush vs. Reality, all are encouraged to absorb this post by Edwardpig.
7. Those considering staying home on election day are required, according to the conditions laid forth in Section 2.331, to read this post at The Fulcrum.
8. Person A, hereafter referred to as the Boss, speaking to Person or Persons B, hereafter referred to as the American people, will be documented by this post at Bark Bark Woof Woof.
9. Pursuant to Item 7 in this list, potential non-voters are also instructed to view this eye-pleasing post from Dohiyi Mir.
10. Finally, those in need of a nice rundown of the alternate reality that the President and his advisors find themselves in are advised to read this post at Rick's Cafe Americaine.
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