Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Adventures in the Amazon (reviews)!

This from a review of the Moby single "Lift Me Up." Version 2 for those who keep track of such things.
ENTIRE FILTH!! = 0 STARS!, June 5, 2005
A Kid's Review

This is the music more horrible to that earlier he had never listened., I do not understand as the people can please this GARBAGE!.
MOBY YOU ARE AN ENTIRE GARBAGE!!, INSTEAD OF SINGING GO TO THE DENTIST, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE NOT NOTICED YOUR TEETH ARE ROTTEN!
Anyway, I don't think that Moby has rotten teeth. For one thing, he's a vegan, and their breaths tend to be minty fresh (unless they are really into curried lentils). For another, he just doesn't look like he has rotten teeth. His teeth look ok.

Secondly, I'm not familiar with the sentence structure displayed in the first line. I think this is supposed to the convey the idea that this music isn't as good as his earlier music while also commenting that he had not listened to his earlier music. I think. Hard to say really.

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