Tuesday, March 11, 2003

Good News, Everybody

In an effort to simplify American Life, the adjective French is to be replaced with the Adjective Freedom. Anything positive with the adjective french will be replaced with freedom. Our own United States Congress has led the way, changing French Fries to Freedom Fries and French Toast to Freedom Toast.

French Dressing will further be called Freedom Dressing, and French Kissing will be called Freedom Kissing. French Vanilla will be called Freedom Vanilla.

High schools will now offer Spanish, German, Latin and Freedom.

This will show our feelings towards Iraq, and will bring all Americans together.

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