Tuesday, December 27, 2005

An Update on Space Lobster

I was able to get an Ichthyoligist to come in on short notice. And by an Ichthyologist I mean Puke. It turns out Puke has a masters in Marine Biology. Anyway after a careful examination Puke came to the conclusion that Space Lobster smells bad.

He really does. It is a reaction of his favorite aftershave lotion (Canoe I believe) with his natural lobster smell. But he doesn't smell unusual; he smells bad in quite a normal way.

Anyway she is continuing her investigation. Puke says that the information she is gleaning may be able to advacne human knowledge by a couple of minutes.

If Space Lobster is in fact dead, we will inform you of it immediately.

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