Friday, December 16, 2005

A Message from McIckleson

We are experiencing a short delay with our Round the Horn feature. We just got a telegraph from McIckleson, explaining the situation.
I AM DELAYED. CHAUFFER TAKEN ILL. HIRING NEW CHAUFFER. WILL COMPLETE COLUMN AT MY LEISURE.
So there you have it. Of course some of you might be wondering how Mr. McIckleson can send us a Telegram from 1910. Well if you've ever seen Back to the Future II or III you might have an idea. In actually we have a pile of telegrams in one corner, in order. We have to open them in the right order or time will stop and all mankind will be consumed by Temporal Phantoms. So we are being careful. Which is hard because one of the ones down in the pile has what looks like blood spilt on it.

Anyway I assume we'll have our trip round the horn later on.

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