Friday, April 08, 2005

Ode to Wal-mart

Let us salute Wal-Mart
Store of Samuel
Bargains galore
And elderly greeters
Dating Services offered
to those Germans
By chains of Relationship

All hail mighty Walmart
Anti-union efforts
were claimed to be
their travel expenses
Sing praises to Walmart
Yea, for they have
the saltiest
and best pistachios

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