Want to know how Conservatives really see you? Check out Emmett Tyrrell's latest article, "The Moron Vote." This is because only an "the angry, stupid, political neurotic who has proceeded into middle age convinced that the world is against him-her" would support Howard Dean.
So his latest article is on how Senator John F. Kerry is going to win the Moron Vote over to his side. Apparently it's through gross distortion. Oh wait a second, that's Tyrrell's method for turning people against John F. Kerry.
This ties back to the whole National Guard issue you may have been following. Tyrrell paint's a picture of Kerry as having been the leader on this issue and as using it against President Bush. "Now Sen. John Pierre Kerry is the frontrunner, and he has developed a fine ploy for corralling the moron vote. He and McAuliffe have stirred up this controversy about how frequently the president attended National Guard meetings three decades ago. And they have transformed their entire party into the most heroic congeries of patriots and GI Joes ever seen on earth. The morons are entranced."
Yep. American voters; any of you who are interested in seeing George W. Bush's missing national guard time cleared up, this whole scandal has been cooked up to trick you, the Moron Voter. I so wish more people knew about Tyrells opinions. Wouldn't it be nice if, just as they asked Clark to defend Michael Moore, someone asked President Bush, "Do you agree with Emmit Tyrrells assessment that people who are supporting Democratic candidates are morons?"
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