Yeah, I already used this title once, back in the day, but I like it so I'm using it again.
Anyway, we haven't checked in with Ms. Coulter in a while, so let's see what's she's discussing this week.
". . . oddly, rather than bragging about the charges, the airlines heatedly denied discriminating against Middle Eastern passengers. What a wasted marketing opportunity! Imagine the great slogans the airlines could use:
"Now Frisking All Arabs - Twice!"
"More Civil-Rights Lawsuits Brought by Arabs Than Any Other Airline!"
"The Friendly Skies - Unless You're an Arab"
"You Are Now Free to Move About the Cabin - Not So Fast, Mohammed!"
Worst of all, the Department of Transportation ordered the settlement money to be spent on civil-rights programs to train airline staff to stop looking for terrorists, a practice known as digging your own grave and paying for the shovel."
Of course, if you follow this "logic," wouldn't it make more sense to just ban Arabs frtravelinging (it's unclear whether Ms. Coulter is using the word Arab to mean Muslim, or people of Arabic ethnicity (if the later, I guess she'd be fine with Saddam Hussein flying, since he is of Persian descent)).
Anyway it's nice to know that things don't change all that much in Coulterland.
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