Thursday, November 06, 2003

Your Weekly Rush

Well, not really. Rush is apparently coming back middle of this month, and presumably shortly after that, I'll start this up again. But in the mean time . . .

The guy doing the show on Tuesday (I think, having one of those weeks where it all blends together), commented on a story that Global Warming is causing better grapes which is causing better wine. This isn't the first time this sort of story comes forward. Everytime there is good news because of Global Warming, Rush promotes it. Global Warming makes crops grow for a longer time. Global Warming makes Snapple taste great. Global Warming makes Tarzan the tv show somewhat intersting.

Except that any time there is news that Global warming might not be an unmitigated blessing, it ceases to exist entirely. You got that? When Global Warming is good it exists, but when it is not good it does not exist. Do conservatives think the American people are that dumb? Possibly.

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