The Big Three Issues

Maggie Gallagher, as a helpful service to all us lazy commentators, deliniated the three big issues of campaign '04. They will be;

1). Fighting Terrorism
2). Energy
3). Gay Marriage

All other issues will apparently be mere sideshows. So Democrat questions about President Bush's lack of candor in building his case for the Iraq Invasion will not affect the election. Neither will President Bush's miserable performance on the economy. Nope, such stories might interest you, but they won't influence the election. So keep that in mind.