Monday, October 20, 2003

New York City Journal #4



You see that? Smartest squirrel you ever saw. Spent five minutes talking to him about his "Give Nuts to Squirrels" program. Basically it works like this. We give Squirrels nuts and then everything works great. The deficit, the ozone, the disappearance of Aaron Sorkin; all will be solved if we give squirrels nuts. I was going to take a picture of the squirrel with his charts, but suddenly a dog appeared from nowhere and all I got was this.

Oh well.

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