I know this because Bill O'Reilly said it, and Ann Coulter confirmed it. Some mean liberals and United Nations types have suggested we might not be the most generous civilization to have ever lived but they are just meanies.
Ann Coulter explained for example that our generosity is under-valued because those stupid old liberals don't count military aid. ". . . military aid doesn't count because "one country's security enhancement is another's destabilizing intervention" - you know, the way U.S. soldiers "destabilized" France in 1944." Ha. Take that liberal meanies. You remember when we rescued France and Germany in the 1940s. That should give us one billion extra generosity points forever! Europe Sucks! America Rules!
Also the formula they use to figure out how generous we are is super complicated and dishonest. Why can't they do something sensible like, say, figure out how much each country has, and then compare that to how much they give to the needy peoples of the world. That would tell use something. It would tell us we came in ninth out of 190 nations. That's in the top ten!
Besides even if it is complicated to tell which country is really the most generous, it doesn't matter, because the U.S. rules. "However "aid" is calculated, it is not that hard to calculate someone's affection for their country based on their propensity to tell slanderous lies about it." Ha, take that Al Franken and U.N. Representative (who's not from the United States but is still a jerk).
And we invented the light bulb, which should also give us a lot of extra points too. Think of all those poor people walking around in the dark without the light bulb, and then thank America, inventor of the light bulb! America is Number 1!
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