Thursday, May 08, 2003

Good News (From My Perspective)

In Ann Coulter's latest article she clarifies that all the ladies apparently don't want Senator Kerry. "American girls aren't good enough for Frenchy [Kerry]. We don't think he's so hot either." Parenthetically, I guess calling Kerry Frenchy is supposed to be a terrible insult. I don't see it myself.
But the good news--Ms. Coulter does not disillusion me. I'm still free to imagine that all the ladies want to get with me. And truthfully, I'm even more vulnerable to that Frenchy slam, as my natural father was apparently French.

In other news, I'm on the road today and tomorrow--so may not be available. Have a great Thursday and Friday if you don't hear from me.

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