Aerosol is Doomed

Well, we've had a cold winter, so that apparently proves that Global Warming is a bunch of hooey. Got that? One cold winter = no Global Warning.

Ann Coulter brings us this happy news, but there is a sad side to this story as well. As Miss Coulter explains, "The key to the U.N.'s global warming study was man's use of aerosol spray. You have to know the French were involved in a study concluding that Arrid Extra Dry is destroying the Earth. In a world in which everyone smelled, the French would be at no disadvantage. Aerosol spray. How convenient."

So you see the use of Aerosol is doomed. After their impressive diplomatic victory against the United States in which they prevented us from invading Iraq, the French are heady with success and have chosen a new target. Soon all the world will be unable to use deodorant.

Well, except me, I use stick deodorant. So I'll smell good while the rest of you aerosol users will not. Hmmmmm. Maybe there's an upside here.