Tuesday, January 21, 2003

The Wall Street Journal Makes News

Here's a front page story on Monday's Wall Street Journal.



So the X-men and other super humans are no longer human. This will make it easier for us normal humans to enslave them. Soon super people will be cleaning our rain gutters, and making our Cherry Pies. But some humans resist this glorious future. The Wall Street Journal goes on to print;



In case you are wondering the story is really about how Marvel got it's action figures reclassified as non-human so as to get cheaper tarrifs. Apparently the judge concluded that the Mole Man--Foe of the Fantastic Four--was the most human. And perhaps Brian Wilkinson needs a little firmer grasp of reality.

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