Tuesday, January 14, 2003

Bryant Startles All By Posting on a Non-War Subject

Bryant Gries, an Internet Commentator, took a moment on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 to post on a subject that had little if nothing to do with the forthcoming war with Iraq. He posted a brief discussion of Presidential John Edwards, whom he described as "exceedingly hopeful." Bryant confirmed that he had done little to no research on the Senator, describing him as having hair that is about the same color as Dan Quayle.

This bizarre-non war post concerned itself with a quote the Senator had made in Salon.com. The Senator stated, "I believe people who sit on juries are the same people who decide elections in America. Juries are a microcosm of America. People who don't like juries deciding a case don't like regular Americans. In this country, the power has always been with regular Americans deciding elections. I have enormous respect for regular Americans. They decide elections and I certainly think they should be allowed to settle disputes between Americans." Bryant commented, "I don't know much about the Senator, but I agree with him on this issue. And on his choice of hair color."

Bryant did stress that he was still 100% focused on the war, and would return to posting vaguely worrying depressing posts on the war as soon as possible.

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