Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Inappropriate laughter

Apparently the shooter in the VT shootings wrote some plays which have been put up here. They are humorous but you feel guilty laughing at how inept they are when you remember the punchline.
Richard

Now hold it right there mister. It was a boating accident. I did everything I could to try to save your father.

John

Bullshit! Are you always full of shit McBeef? I can see that you are by the extra fat you have packed on! You MURDERED my father and covered it up. You committed a conspiracy. Just like what the government has done to John Lennon and Marilyn Monroe.
Oy. The story, such as it is, is about a kid named John who hates his new step dad and attacks him for 10 pages when the new stepfather, named Richard McBeef, promptly strikes him dead. Along the way there are cereal bars, accusations of molestation, chainsaws and honey-poo.

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