Is This The Real Life?

One last Foley Post, just to continue Rush's paranoid conspiracy take on the Foley situation. Yesterday he posited that ABC had run this story as a way of apologizing to Clinton for the Path to 9/11, and then said this.

Folks, you don't know the Democrats like I do. Everybody is now coming out of the closet, if you will, saying they knew Foley was gay. He's in a safe seat. Somebody knew this was going on.

Go to one of the kids or go to a couple of pages and say, "Titillate the guy."

"I don't want to get in trouble."

"You won't get in trouble. You'll be a hero! Nobody will ever know it's you," blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

How do you get a kid to do this? You threaten 'em or pay 'em, I don't know.

Yes, that's right. Rush believes that someone, probably connected to the Clinton War Room, bribed this page to take Foley in.

Is it just me or does that smack of desperation?