Did You Know?

 

January 16, 2006

 

The average intelligence quotient, or I.Q., of a character in a horror movie or television show is 79. If you strip out Dana Scully, the average I.Q. drops to 58.

 

January 17, 2006

 

On a hour-long police mystery based program anybody arrested in the last 10 minutes is likely to be the guilty party. Anybody arrested in the first 10 minutes is also likely to be the guilty party. Anybody arrested in the middle 40 minutes is likely to be innocent.

 

January 18, 2006

 

In the year 2007, the Coca-Cola Bottling Company will unveil it's newest taste creation, Pepsi Flavored Coke. Shortly thereafter, the Pepsi Corporation, in an effort to compete, will unveil it's new product, Pepsi Flavored Pepsi.

 

January 19, 2006

 

Fire hydrants serve no practical purpose whatsoever, and never have. They were invented by a set designer in 1948 as an excuse to add color to outdoor street scenes, and proved such a good design that many if not most cities had them installed "so as to look more like the movies."

 

January 24, 2006

 

The road less traveled leads directly to Madison, Wisconsin.

 

January 25, 2006

 

In the original King Kong, film goers were astounded at the impressive visual effects (for that time), including the way Kong's fur would seem to move in the wind. That effect was actually caused by the animators fingers brushing the fur as they moved the puppet.

 

January 26, 2006

 

Rodents take their name from the Isle of Rhodes, known for it's ferret like inhabitants.

 

January 30, 2006

 

A bad man walks very fast.

 

A bad man is afraid the devil (Ol' Scratch) is coming to get him, and so is a-scared to stay in one spot for very long. A good man knows he doesn't have anything to fear from the devil, so walks a bit more leisurely-like.

 

For those curious, I walk very very fast.

 

February 2, 2006

 

One of your friends has been replaced with an alien replicant. Probably the one you least expect. But you will never guess which one it is, so it really shouldn't affect your life in the slightest.

 

Right?

 

February 3, 2006

 

Frog spelled backwards is Grof.

 

February 9, 2006

 

The original name for King Kong was King Kane. Ironically enough the original name for Citizen Kane was Citizen Kong.

 

I would pay good money to see a movie called Citizen Kong.

 

February 14, 2006

 

1984 successfully predicted nothing. But everybody likes pretending it did.

 

Brave New World did better, but hits a lot closer to home, so we all focus on 1984.

 

February 15, 2006

 

"Will my friends betray me?" is not the right question.

 

"When will my friends betray me?" is closer.

 

February 25, 2006

 

According to sources, one in four morticians is a necrophiliac.

 

March 4, 2006

 

West Side Story is actually a reworking of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet as a musical. Similarly, Grease is a reworking of Julius Caesar.

 

It's easier to tell with West Side Story.

 

March 8, 2006

 

There's nothing scarier than a blank sheet of paper you are expected to fill (or a blank post box in our modern age).

 

Except Spiders.  And Dick Cheney.

 

March 9, 2006

 

Frogs Legs are neither Legs, nor do they come from a Frog. They are actually an edible version of the Cauliflower.