Monday, August 01, 2005

ARGGGAAAHROOOO



Greetings! I am The Monster!!!! I now rule this website!

The previous owners they be no truth tellers. They tell not-truths. They change monsters words! Monster send letter on the issue of Bryants phony pictures, and old owners change monsters words. Here's what they said.
Hello this be the monster. Monster understand that there be some confusion as to the timing of some of the pictures taken during Monsters Trip. Monster want to say monster not aware of any wrong doing. Monster had some test pictures taken at scripps college the night before the tour. Monster never imagined that one of these pictures would be used in the final story. Monster shocked and saddened that such a mistake was made, but monster places the blame on Bryant. Surely the management of Make me a Commentator would never make such a mistake. Monster think such a mistake could only come from Bryant.

Monster apologize for his role in this terrible incident. Monster taking sabbatical to think about situation.
That not be what monster said. They change middle part. This be what monster said!
Hello this be the monster. Monster understand that there be some confusion as to the timing of some of the pictures taken during Monsters Trip. Monster want to say monster not aware of any wrong doing. Monster had some test pictures taken at scripps college the night before the tour. Monster never imagined that one of these pictures would be used in the final story. Monster shocked and saddened that such a mistake was made, but Monster think Make me a Commentator management a bunch of dunderheads who make trouble rather than find solution.

Monster taking sabbatical to think about situation.
After talking with the previous managers and showing them the error of their ways, they decide they no want website anymore. They decide to take long long vacation in Aruba! Monster agree! Monster now new manager of this website.

Monster change name for one week to teach lesson. To Monster be Commentator!!! Monster decide no fire anybody, but give Bryant his job back. Monster rule this website now! Send any questions to this e-mail address and Space Lobster will read them!

Monster
say
Goodbye!

No comments: